Don't Steal Van She's Whiskey

"We were playing a festival in Perth and we were all very into Jameson at the time. We did sound check, went out for dinner and returned, only to find some guy and two of his lady friends helping themselves to our Jameson, so we kindly asked him to leave. Knowing full well he'd try to return, our tour manager at the time poured out half the whiskey, filled the rest of the bottle with piss and told security to let them back in if they turned up again. We played the show and came backstage into the band room, only to find him with a girl on each knee and the bottle in his hand half empty. We never told him what he was actually drinking."